Le shark's mission 8

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Le shark's mission 8

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:34 am

Mission Name: The nanny 2
Mission Rank: Amateur
Location: Zora seas
Description: These five children have enjoyed their night and dreamt of paradise. They have called five of their friends to sleep over. Before putting them to death..to sleep, choke them on their laughter..
Requirements: -
Player Count: 1
Reward: 50,000rupees
b]Word Count:[/b] 700words
Mission Boss: No
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Re: Le shark's mission 8

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:38 am

The putting babies to sleep mission had gone very well and even dray enjoyed the story he read to them but that action had caused a catastrophe. Dray had been called upon again to attend to the children. He did not refuse too much like he had done the other day. He simply hurried from home to the house. As he walked into the house, the woman handed him a different book. Dray did not bother checking the title but he knew that it was going to be fun. He watched as the woman walked out of the door and shut it tight. Dray sighed and walked into the room. He almost hit his head on the wall due to what he saw. The zora younglings were now twice the number they were. They were ten identical zora children so dray could not decide which one was which.

He picked a chair and began to read..
"I'm faster than you" said the oak tree.
"No you're not" said the elm tree "and you're at least 600 years old so you must be the slowest tree in the forest!"
"You've got Dutch Elm Disease" said the oak.
"No I haven't. It's just a cold. And I'll race you to the end of that field" said the elm, pointing to a fence in the distance.
They agreed to run the race at 4 o'clock on Wednesday afternoon, just before tea.
But when the time came, it turned out to be a great disappointment. Nobody had told the trees about their roots. All trees have roots that fix them to the ground, preventing them from taking part in any of the more active sports. Running across the field turned out to be completely impossible with those crazy twisted roots growing deep into the earth.

So they decided to have an argument instead.
Elmy the Elm said that caterpillars turn into worms and Oaky the Oak said that caterpillars turn into squirrels. They argued about this for half an hour, until eventually they decided to ask a caterpillar. They asked Pilly the Caterpillar, but Pilly said he didn't know what he would turn into as he hadn't turned into it yet.
The following morning Elmy saw a worm and said "Look! Pilly has turned into a worm. I was right!"
But then Pilly appeared, so he was wrong.
The following morning Oaky saw a squirrel and said "Look! Pilly has turned into a squirrel. I was right!"
But then Pilly appeared, so he was wrong.
The following morning, there was no worm, no squirrel and no Pilly.
The two trees were wondering where Pilly had gone.
Then they saw a butterfly.
"Excuse me Mr Butterfly" said Elmy "have you seen a caterpillar called Pilly?"
"No" said the butterfly "but my name is Pilly"
"You're not Pilly" said Oaky "Pilly is a caterpillar and one day he will turn into a squirrel".
"Or a worm" said Elmy. "Or maybe a butterfly" said Pilly, with a grin on his face.
Then a cute little bunny rabbit called Fluffy appeared and ate Pilly the Butterfly, completely wiping the smile off his face.

Oaky and Elmy soon gave up looking for Pilly the caterpillar, and started to think about more important things. Like who could eat the most toast without being sick.
They agreed to have the eating competition at 11 o'clock on Thursday morning, just before lunch.
But when the time came, it turned out to be a great disappointment. Neither of them had hands, so they couldn't push the lever down on the toaster. Instead of hands, they had twigs, which were completely useless when it came to operating basic kitchen equipment.
So they decided to write a poem instead. It went like this ...
Elmy and Oaky were a pair of trees. That didn't eat ham but did like cheese. On Wednesday afternoon they planned a race. Only to find they were stuck in one place
They had no need of running boots. As they were stopped from moving by pesky roots
So they argued about a caterpillar. That was swallowed up by Fluffy the Killer. Their argument was very silly and led to the end of poor old Pilly. So they turned their attention to eating toast. To see which tree could take the most
But that was the worst of their crazy plans
As neither tree had any hands. So take my advice and beware. If ever you meet this crazy pair!

Dray yawned as he finished reading the book but these troublesome zoras were not yet asleep. He stood up and went to the living room. He picked up a one book from the shelf and went back to read it to the children.
One day the sky fell down and hit Chicken Licken on the head.
"I thought that was going to happen" said Chicken Licken.
He had a great big bump on his head, so he set off to tell the doctor.
On his way he met Monkey Grunkey, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"Mind your own business" said Chicken Licken, and he carried on to tell the doctor that he had a great big bump on his head.
On his way he met Elephant Belephant and his sister Melephant. They said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"We'll come with you" said Elephant Belephant, but they couldn't because their trunks had been tied together in a knot.

So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Goldfishy Boldfishy, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you" said Goldfishy Boldfishy, but he couldn't because goldfish can't walk.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Sheepy Weepy, who cried
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I do wish people would stop bugging me" said Chicken Licken "I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head."
"I'll come with you" said Sheepy Weepy, but he couldn't because his mum said he had to tidy his room.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousy, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you" said Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousy.
Now Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousydidhave legs, and his roomwastidy, and hedidn'thave a trunk that was tied in a knot. So he was just about to go with Chicken Licken when someone undid his tummy button and his bottom dropped off.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Fish Finger Mish Minger, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you" said Fish Finger Mish Minger, but he couldn't because Chicken Licken ate him.

So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"Iamthe doctor" said Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben.
"No you're not" said Chicken Licken.
"Yes I am" said Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben.
"No you're not"
"Yes I am"
"Not"
"Am"
"Not"
"Am"
"Not Not Not"
"Am Am Am Am Am Am Am Am"
And then Chicken Licken pulled the lid off Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben, and threw it in the river.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Humpty Dumpty, who said
"Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you" said Humpty Dumpty, but then there was a great CRASH! as Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall.
Eventually Chicken Licken arrived at the door of the doctor's surgery, but he didn't have an appointment so the nurse told him to go away.
Then he saw the sign on the door.
It said "Doctor Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben".
"Oh dear" thought Chicken Licken "I'll have to bandage it up myself".

Dray's voice slowed down as he looked at the children and there they were, fast asleep. Dray sneezed and sighed before he too fell asleep.
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Re: Le shark's mission 8

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